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	<title>dave's inane thoughts</title>
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		<title>TV: Sensationalism vs. Truth</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How does one get viewers for TV?  It seems that sensationalism mixed with a few exaggerations does a great job.
&#8220;Big Love,&#8221; which purports to be a sort of documentary about polygamy and the &#8220;Mormons,&#8221; is a great example of the use of a hot topic, which when combined with lots of rumor and innuendo [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How does one get viewers for TV?  It seems that sensationalism mixed with a few exaggerations does a great job.</p>
<p>&#8220;Big Love,&#8221; which purports to be a sort of documentary about polygamy and the &#8220;Mormons,&#8221; is a great example of the use of a hot topic, which when combined with lots of rumor and innuendo can lead to an exciting program.  In this program, special mention has been made of the LDS (Mormon) use of temples in a highly inaccurate and inflammatory manner.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, when a some of the ideas and practices which one group considers to be sacred are distorted and made to appear almost obscene, one who realizes the truth must make a protest.  For those who are willing to learn of the truth the following URL contains a very brief but factual account of LDS temple usage.</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><a href="http://www.gmx.com/fm07/cgi/derefer?TYPE=2&amp;DEST=http%3A%2F%2Fldsmediatalk.com%2F2009%2F03%2F12%2Fchurch-video-on-purpose-of-temples%2F" target="_blank">http://ldsmediatalk.com/2009/03/12/church-video-on-purpose-of-temples/</a></span></p>
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		<title>Manly Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Manly Love
&#160;
&#160;
Oh come on, I said.
I do love you, I pled.
&#160;
Remember the year ‘75?
A great time to be alive.
&#160;
A MODEM for Mothers Day
And a printer for your birthday?
&#160;
&#160;
What more could you ask?
To what other task
Could I have committed
To win your love un-remitted?
&#160;
Even the ribbing I took at work
Did not make me from my course shirk.
&#160;
&#160;
In [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in"><font size="6"><em><strong>Manly Love</strong></em></font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Oh come on, I said.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">I do love you, I pled.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Remember the year ‘75?</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">A great time to be alive.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">A MODEM for Mothers Day</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">And a printer for your birthday?</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">What more could you ask?</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">To what other task</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Could I have committed</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">To win your love un-remitted?</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Even the ribbing I took at work</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Did not make me from my course shirk.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">In ‘01 you’ve got to admit</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">The Embroidery Machine did indeed fit.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Over a diamond (well, moissanite) ring,</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">You <em>did</em> choose that sewing thing.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">And through the years, my love still abounding,</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">In ‘08 you got the HDTV astounding.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Oh, my dear, she said,</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">I’m still glad I thee wed.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">The MODEM did help me through school,</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">In my profession it was a great tool.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">The Printer made my papers less a chore.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Before that I did them abhor!</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">The HDTV I adore,</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">Watching O’Reilly thrills me to the core.</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">So, all in all, I do agree</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="3">It’s possible you do love me &#8230;</font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal"><font size="4">BUT, <em>flowers would have really been nice!</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in"><span style="font-style: normal"><font face="Times New Roman, serif"><strong>(Subject</strong><span>:  Humor</span><strong>)</strong></font></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in">Written in response to a challenge to write a &#8220;love&#8221; poem &#8230;</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in">&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Our State Fair is the best State Fair</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was very eventful.  We set out with four of our grandchildren to take in the State Fair.
Our first problem was that I, the one who never forgets, couldn&#8217;t remember closing the garage door.  This resulted in a loss of about 6 miles and 15 minutes.  Yes, the garage door had been shut &#8230;
Our second [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday was very eventful.  We set out with four of our grandchildren to take in the State Fair.</p>
<p>Our first problem was that I, the one who never forgets, couldn&#8217;t remember closing the garage door.  This resulted in a loss of about 6 miles and 15 minutes.  Yes, the garage door had been shut &#8230;</p>
<p>Our second problem was going to the wrong grocery store to obtain reduced rate tickets.  Our informant stated the Tom Thumb was the place, but Kroger was the real place.   Another 5 miles and 15 minutes.</p>
<p>Our third problem was a blowout of the driver side front tire in the fast lane of the freeway (with no shoulder).  The tire was completely destroyed.  We were driving our 4 door truck in order to accommodate the four kids and two adults.  This truck seems to have a problem.  We have only lost one of the original tires by wear with two others; one by blowout (passenger side front) and one that went completely flat sometime during the night while sitting on the driveway because of (as we found later) a belt poking was through the inside of the tire.   So, there we were with a tire blown, our flashers going, people almost running into us before they realized they had to do something and I was trying to change a tire.  Fortunately a Good Samaritan in a really big truck came behind us, turned his flashers on also and helped (actually did most of the work), and I really would thank him personally if I had had the presence of mind to ask his name.  Fortunately my wife had the presence of mind to call 911 so that a police car came up with its lights flashing.  These policemen and women were extremely helpful and very supportive:  Thanks, Dallas Police!!  Well, it was a long and complicated problem, but, with the spare finally in place, the police stopped the freeway and we crossed 4 lanes of traffic to the access road and went to a tire store directly across the freeway.  Another hour lost on that fiasco.  I tried to contact our &#8220;road hazard&#8221; insurance people, but their response time would have been longer than changing the tire.</p>
<p>We finally made it to the fair.  The kids complained of all the walking, the heat, the congestion and etc.  But, they admitted that a good time was had by all, especially after the dinner (outside the fair where 16 oz. sodas were selling for $3 and the cotton candy for $4, which we bought anyway) at WhatABurger.  Of course, the rides and the guy doing tricks on the bike contributed to the fun also.  Finding a game where every kid won something was a great thing also, even if it did cost about $5 for each prize.  So, tired (there&#8217;s a pun there if you look for it) and hungry we faced the traffic and headed homeward.</p>
<p>I now remember why I hated going to State Fairs when our own kids were younger and vowed never to do it again.  I made that vow again, but will probably break it again if the grandkids ask &#8230; even though the youngest just had to use and caress several restrooms.</p>
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		<title>Good Intentions — Bad Outcomes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The current financial crisis seems to have developed from some intentions that could have been good for many people.  It would appear that many members of congress and other organizations felt that Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, being quasi-government institutions, could be used to aid less fortunate people in obtaining affordable housing.  This is quite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The current financial crisis seems to have developed from some intentions that could have been good for many people.  It would appear that many members of congress and other organizations felt that Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, being quasi-government institutions, could be used to aid less fortunate people in obtaining affordable housing.  This is quite a noble undertaking.  One with which no reasonable person could find fault without appearing either prejudiced or insensitive.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, certain things happened that caused many of the loans granted to go into default.  These happenings included a housing slowdown, some slowdowns in the employment sector, greed in the financial sector and apparent lack of oversight by management and / or government.</p>
<p>Obviously, there have been and will be many, many books, articles, blogs and other communications pointing fingers of blame and trying to determine:</p>
<ul>
<li>whether defaulting on loans led to the housing slump or vice versa,</li>
<li>whether that job slump caused the housing slump or vice versa,</li>
<li>whether greed in the form of huge salaries, etc. which gave many persons who could have exercised oversight a bit of blindness or did they just do such a wonderful job of getting mortgages out to everyone,</li>
<li>whether the starry eyed ideal that every person should have the right to home financing led to some blindness as to the possible results of that action or it was the politically correct (i.e., it might lead to more votes in the upcoming election)</li>
<li>or whether it was just the natural evolution of the capitalist system which obviously needs huge amounts of socialism to keep it on the correct path.</li>
</ul>
<p>Those who have not captured the slant of the above rant will probably not appreciate the conclusion being drawn:  that is, that just because we have good intentions, it does not follow that pursuing those intentions without regard to the effects they may have is often very dangerous and leads to bad outcomes.</p>
<p>-30-</p>
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		<title>Elections 2008—My Opinion</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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It has been entertaining watching the candidates maneuver their way to the final selections:  entertaining, but not very informative.  At this point, I am not very happy with either party&#8217;s choices.  From some of polls, this appears to be the case with many other folks.
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">It has been entertaining watching the candidates maneuver their way to the final selections:  entertaining, but not very informative.  At this point, I am not very happy with either party&#8217;s choices.  From some of polls, this appears to be the case with many other folks.</p>
<p>I note that one candidate is a very smooth, slick professional campaigner.  In my not-so-humble opinion, he has done little else in his political career than campaign and win, mostly by avoiding complicated or controversial issues.  He has become the “Teflon Man” who has no bad (or good) sticking to him to have to hide or explain away.  It appears he to wants to be president so that he can change things.  Since he has no visible evidence of being able make any changes or even shown a desire to change things up to this point and has absolutely no executive experience, I have to wonder how, or even why, this will be accomplished.  I suppose that his wife would now be a little more happy with her country if she were 1<sup>st</sup> Lady, but that doesn&#8217;t make me any more happy.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">The other candidate, a certified war hero and professional maverick, has not convinced me of much except that I would rather have him answer the White House phone at 4 AM than any of the others.  He promises “change” like everyone else.  But, what is to be changed and how will it be accomplished?  Good luck on doing much with the Congress.  They are hopelessly partisan and endlessly divided into squabbling factions.  The Supreme Court is populated with unelected legislators and will remain so for some time—not much hope there either.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">But, I will have to make a selection by November.  Presently, I am of the McCain camp as I don&#8217;t see the alternatives as being very effective in the present world with its terrorists, extremists and powerful dictators.  Much of my support for McCain is based on having lived long enough to recognize that militants, extremists, dictators and others do NOT behave in accordance with the hopes and wishes of the general population—not even left-wing liberals.  Rather, they usually act only in self-interest.  They often, extremists especially, march to the beat of some drummer that follows no logic or even basic human instincts.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I wish that there were other reasons besides having a “bull dog with lipstick” for a running mate to help me in my support.  So far, I haven&#8217;t found many.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">-30-</p>
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		<title>Simple, But Effective</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is amazing how effective simple communications can be.  I well remember a very simple communication that took place in Rochester, New York early in the spring of 1973.
Rochester had been having a long spell of gloomy, cloudy weather lasting at least 45 days.  During those days, the sun had not been able [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">It is amazing how effective simple communications can be.  I well remember a very simple communication that took place in Rochester, New York early in the spring of 1973.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">Rochester had been having a long spell of gloomy, cloudy weather lasting at least 45 days.  During those days, the sun had not been able to pierce the clouds for a single moment.  On that memorable day, the local newspaper, the <em>Rochester Democrat &amp; Chronicle</em>, placed on the right-hand editorial page a full page black and white photograph of a sunrise.  The only text on the page was, &#8220;Lest We Forget&#8221;, written in huge type.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">No more needed to be said.  The message was clear and distinct.  However, to someone who had not experienced those 45 days in question, the message was likely to be neither clear nor even meaningful.</p>
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		<title>The Good Old Boys and the Deputy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve heard lots
of stories of the old style southern justice, but, here is one in
which I was actually involved.  It&#8217;s sort of fun and may actually
represent exactly what is implied.
Some years ago,
I was the company representative that interfaced with a multitude of
safety related bodies—UL, CSA, OSHA, etc.  Usually a representative
would come from one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">I&#8217;ve heard lots<br />
of stories of the old style southern justice, but, here is one in<br />
which I was actually involved.  It&#8217;s sort of fun and may actually<br />
represent exactly what is implied.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">Some years ago,<br />
I was the company representative that interfaced with a multitude of<br />
safety related bodies—UL, CSA, OSHA, etc.  Usually a representative<br />
would come from one of these bodies to inspect a new product or one<br />
of our production facilities, go over our documentation and etc.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">On one memorable<br />
occasion, two gentlemen in proper, for the time, gray flannel suits<br />
arrived—one from Long Island and one from upstate New York.  They<br />
completed their necessary inspections and found that they had some<br />
free time.  They decided that they&#8217;d like to get away from the<br />
Metroplex and see some real “down home” Texas life.
</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">Therefore, we<br />
headed for a nice little cafe I knew of which featured down home<br />
cookin&#8217;.  The cafe was located across the street from the courthouse<br />
in a small county seat.  We settled in for a some biscuits and gravy<br />
along with CF (Chicken Fried Steak) and other goodies.
</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">In the next<br />
booth several good old boys were discussing items of great<br />
importance—such as the value of certain knife.  They were<br />
apparently having a good time and greatly amusing my New York<br />
visitors when along came a deputy, in full uniform including a Texas<br />
Ranger style hat, from the courthouse across the street.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">While I must<br />
paraphrase what the deputy actually said, it went something like<br />
this, “I need a quick jury”.  The reaction from the “boys”<br />
was negative.  So, the deputy further offered, “It won&#8217;t take<br />
long—all you have to do is listen for a few minutes and give a<br />
guilty verdict”.  The reaction was still negative.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">By now, the eyes<br />
on my New York visitors had grown very large with the whites showing<br />
dramatically!</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">The deputy upped<br />
the ante further, “Come on, it&#8217;ll be over in 15 minutes and then<br />
we&#8217;ll go have a poker game”.   That did it.  They shuffled out<br />
heading for the courthouse.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">There was a lot<br />
of silence from my visitors and I suspect that they were trying to<br />
fit that experience into their own frame of reference.  I sometimes<br />
imagine that they were considering that the sheriff type featured in<br />
movies like “Cannonball Run” just might have been closer to the<br />
truth than they had ever imagined.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in;">I have also<br />
often wondered how often that story was told around the office water<br />
cooler or copier when they got back.</p>
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		<title>The Dog Next Door</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because I have a good relationship with our next-door neighbors, I have the privilege of walking, jogging or running with their dog, Wylie.  We&#8217;ve become rather good buddies.  In fact should he see or hear us in our backyard, he comes to the fence to see what is going on.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://uselessinfo.info//__oneclick_uploads/2008/04/wylie11.jpg" style="padding: 10px; max-width: 800px" align="left" />Because I have a good relationship with our next-door neighbors, I have the privilege of walking, jogging or running with their dog, Wylie.  We&#8217;ve become rather good buddies.  In fact should he see or hear us in our backyard, he comes to the fence to see what is going on.</p>
<p>I must admit that I often spoil Wylie by feeding him through the fence.  He really enjoys the food and the attention.  I really enjoy that fact that he forces me to exercise &#8230;</p>
<p>We have quite a symbiotic relationship.<br />
Long live Wylie (and, of course, longer live me).</p>
<p>&amp;nbsp;</p>
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		<title>The Day I Flew</title>
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 furiously, putting all the muscle into the drive that a 12 year old
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of the newly laid playground asphalt as smoothly and rapidly as
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">I was pedaling<br />
 furiously, putting all the muscle into the drive that a 12 year old<br />
could muster, heading for the precipice.  I was covering the ground<br />
of the newly laid playground asphalt as smoothly and rapidly as<br />
possible.  I was breathing heavily, not only because of the exertion,<br />
but also because of my excitement—I was going to fly!</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">I aimed for a<br />
few feet to the right of the stairs and knowing that no one was<br />
around to laugh if I failed, propelled myself over the edge.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">Hardly a moment<br />
later, I found myself lying on the lower playground near the drinking<br />
fountain.  My bike was a few feet away, one trouser leg was torn at<br />
the knee cap and my knee lacerated.  Musing on this singular<br />
experience, I limped away, my thoughts scurrying to find a plausible<br />
explanation to tell my mother.
</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">  * * * *</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">Did I go on to<br />
become a pilot?  No, I became a physicist so that I would understand<br />
why I didn&#8217;t fly—I just fell—without style.</p>
<h3 class="western">Sequel</h3>
</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">Some months<br />
later, the front fork of that bicycle broke, sending me into the<br />
gravel along side the road right in front of the state prison.  I was<br />
quite a ways from home with a two piece non-rideable bicycle.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.06in">So much for<br />
flying!</p>
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		<title>Evolution—A Personal View</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have recently read about 1100 pages describing in great detail the
dating and progression called, evolution, of everything from the
universe to life itself.  It has been a very interesting read.  
Very early in the treatise, it was pointed out how unfortunate it is that
some persons will only believe what they can personally conceive.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">I have recently read about 1100 pages describing in great detail the<br />
dating and progression called, evolution, of everything from the<br />
universe to life itself.  It has been a very interesting read.  </font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">Very early in the treatise, it was pointed out how unfortunate it is that<br />
some persons will only believe what they can personally conceive.<br />
The authors then proceed to put down any view that differs from<br />
theirs or of which they appear not to be able to conceive.</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">As the authors presented their idea of evolution, one is required to<br />
accept the following caveats:<br />
</font></p>
<ul>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">No intelligence, creator or god is required nor even welcomed</font></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">The laws of thermodynamics, specifically the laws oft quoted as getting<br />
something for nothing and all things tend towards disorder, must not<br />
be applied to organic substances; that is, according to the well<br />
known dictum, “electrons do not start fads,” must be amended to<br />
state, “except in organic systems.”</font></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">Occurrences that would require unimaginable concurrent circumstances will easily<br />
occur if one just throws in millions and millions of years.</font></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font size="2"><big>If the learned can conceive of it, it will occur—and in their manner.</big><br />
</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">It seems to me that it really does take more faith (a naughty word to<br />
many evolutionists) to believe that blind chance or, as some put it,<br />
evolutionary pressure, and differing behavior for organic substances<br />
lead to the creation of life than to believe intelligence, that is, a<br />
Creator or God.</font><strong><font size="2"><br />
</font></strong>
</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><strong>Evolution, the Theory of</strong>—some zealots have suggested changing “Theory” to “Law”.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">To be fair, it must be noted that evolution in the sense of selective<br />
breeding, survival of certain strains under changing weather and even<br />
man-made conditions, and over generations of fruit flies is easily<br />
demonstrable, however this evolution theory, sometimes referred to as<br />
the “special theory of evolution,”  has some problems when<br />
expanded into the more far reaching “General Theory of Evolution.”</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">Charles Darwin conceived of his popular theory after coming to the conclusion<br />
that the story of creation as found in the Bible could not be true.<br />
It was necessary, he felt, therefore to come up with a theory that<br />
explained creation in a scientific (no God or Creator) fashion.<br />
Unfortunately, the understanding that many persons had of the Bible<br />
creation theory at that time (and many still have) are not what the<br />
scriptures actually state.</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">Some of the interesting but not scriptural ideas that most likely<br />
influenced Darwin&#8217;s thinking include:</font>
</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in">&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">God created everything out of nothing.</font></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">God created the universe in 6 days consisting of 24 of our present hours<br />
each.  Yes, 6 days, the 7<sup>th</sup> was for rest.</font></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">God, a being having no body, parts or passions created man in his own<br />
“image.”  </font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<h2 class="western">Theories, Theories, Theories</h2>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>Spontaneous Generation of Life</strong></font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">One item of great interest to me is that one theory of life that<br />
scientists thoroughly debunk is the old idea of spontaneous<br />
generation of life.  People had noticed that when trash or something<br />
similar accumulated, suddenly there were cockroaches and other vermin<br />
about that obviously were not there before, so, life must have<br />
spontaneously generated.  We now can readily explain how this seeming<br />
anachronism can come about and know that life does not spontaneously<br />
generate.  Why then do the Evolutionists preach their own version of<br />
spontaneous generation of life?  Well, it just so easy, just throw in<br />
millions and millions of years and life generates itself so<br />
effortlessly out of some organic molecules in a salty ocean being<br />
struck with lightning.</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>What do the Scriptures Really Say?<br />
</strong></font></p>
<ul>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">God created everything from nothing?<br />
<strong>D&amp;C132:33</strong> &#8230;  The<em> elements are eternal</em>, &#8230; <a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/132"><small>[link]</small></a><br />
<strong>Abraham 4:1</strong> And then the Lord said: Let us go down. And they went down at the beginning, and<br />
they, that is the Gods, <em>organized</em> and <em>formed</em> the<br />
heavens and the earth. [italics added] </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/abr/4"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">God created the universe in six 24hour earth days?<br />
Many religious scholars have noted that the word, “day,” has many meanings.<br />
Many now recognize that “day” often specifies an undefined space<br />
of time with some beginning and some end, for example:<br />
<strong>Abraham 4:5</strong><br />
And the Gods called the light Day, and the darkness they called<br />
Night. And it came to pass that from the evening until morning they<br />
called night; and from the morning until the evening they called<br />
day; and <em>this was the first, or the beginning, of that which they<br />
called day and night</em>. [italics added] </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/abr/4"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a><br />
<font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">A quite possible way of describing the creation of this earth would be that it occurred in<br />
six creative periods; (1) gather the materials and make the planet,<br />
(2) give it a pleasing form, (3) Set up the moon and stars, (4)<br />
plant flora, (5) set up the fauna and (6) put man on the planet.<br />
Finally, in the seventh period, rest for a while.</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li value="1">
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">God, a being having no body, parts or passions—what a concept!  (Why<br />
does John say, “God is Love?”  How could such a God be angry?)<br />
created man in his own “image?”<br />
<strong>Moses 6:9</strong> In the <em>image<br />
of his own body,</em> male and female, created he them, and blessed<br />
them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created<br />
and became living souls in the land upon the footstool of God. </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/moses/6"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a><br />
<font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>D&amp;C 130:1</strong> When the Savior shall appear we shall see him as he is. We<br />
shall see that <em>he is a man like ourselves</em>. [italics added] </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/130"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>Strengths in the Evolutionist&#8217;s Views</strong></font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in">&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">The Special Theory of Evolution (See Above) is readily verifiable.</font></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">There are many fossils and other evidences to lend credence to their<br />
views.</font></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">It represents the best thinking of many very intelligent persons.</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>Weaknesses<br />
in the Evolutionist&#8217;s Views</strong></font></p>
<ul>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">A lot of anachronisms [items out of time line order] remain<br />
unexplained.  For example, young carbon dated wood fibers embedded<br />
in very old rock, the sedimentation of major rivers shows thousands<br />
of years of accumulation as opposed to billions or even millions.</font></p>
<p><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">Not wishing to expand to 1100 pages, let this small sample<br />
suffice.  A good many other examples can be found on the internet.</font></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">No evidence exists that, as required by the theory of evolution,<br />
micro-evolutionary results can accumulate forever, leading to new<br />
species.  Another way of saying this is that after breeding<br />
(selectively forcing evolutionary changes—that is, acting as a<br />
creator) a tremendous number of fruit fly generations, the latest<br />
generation is still are easily identified as fruit flies, not a new<br />
species.<br />
<strong>Abraham 4:12</strong> And the Gods organized the earth to<br />
bring forth grass from its own seed, and the herb to bring forth<br />
herb from its own seed, yielding seed after his kind; and the earth<br />
to bring forth the tree from its own seed, yielding fruit, <em>whose<br />
seed could only bring forth the same in itself, after his kind</em>;<br />
and the Gods saw that they were obeyed. [italics added] </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/abr/4"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a></p>
</li>
<li>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">The Theory of Evolution requires uniformity in the processes so that<br />
accurate dating can be accomplished.<br />
Some scientists are now claiming that time is “slowing down”.  What has happened in the<br />
past?<br />
Many theories even show that basic nuclear forces change /<br />
changed with time.<br />
It doesn&#8217;t take much thinking to realize that<br />
changes in time and basic forces of the universe can wreck havoc<br />
with any type of carbon or other dating techniques.</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>Where does all the above Leave Us?</strong></font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">Hopefully, it leaves us with a willingness to consider that the tale told in the<br />
scriptures concerning this planet, earth.</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>Abraham 4:1</strong> And then the Lord said: Let us go down. And they went down at<br />
the beginning, and they, that is the Gods, <em>organized</em> and<br />
<em>formed</em> the heavens and the earth. [italics added] </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/abr/4"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a>
</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>Who Do You Think You Are?</strong></font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">As mentioned above science appears to make fun of the idea of the<br />
spontaneous generation of life, but preaches the spontaneous<br />
generation of, for lack of a better term, personality.  Obviously, if<br />
life is an accident of the universe, the sense of self-awareness that<br />
I certainly have has no meaning.  You, if there is a you, are just a<br />
chance combination of neurons and “buzzing electrons” according<br />
to one source.</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">I, personally, cannot accept that I am nothing but chance.  So, I invite<br />
you to consider accepting the following as I do. Therefore, again<br />
calling upon the scriptures for greater understanding:</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>D&amp;C 93:29</strong> Man was also in the beginning with God. Intelligence, or<br />
the light of truth, was not created or made, neither indeed can be. </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/93"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>Abraham3:22</strong> Now the Lord had shown unto me, Abraham, the intelligences that were<br />
organized before the world was; and among all these there were many<br />
of the noble and great ones;</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"> <font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>23</strong> And God saw these souls that they were good, and he stood in the<br />
midst of them, and he said: These I will make my rulers; for he stood<br />
among those that were spirits, and he saw that they were good; and he<br />
said unto me: Abraham, thou art one of them; thou wast chosen before<br />
thou wast born. </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/abr/3"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a>
</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>So (not) Alone!</strong></font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2">It must be obvious from the foregoing that I sincerely believe that<br />
there is intelligent life in the universe and that we are not alone.<br />
Those of us who have experienced contact with the spirit can attest<br />
that it is just as real as the matter around us.  Let me finish this<br />
“rant” with a few more scriptural references:</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>D&amp;C 131:7</strong> <em>There is no such thing as immaterial matter</em>. All<br />
spirit is matter, but it is more fine or pure, and can only be<br />
discerned by purer eyes;</font></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>8</strong><em> We cannot see it</em>; but when our bodies are purified we shall<br />
see that it is all matter. </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/131"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a></p>
<p style="text-indent: 0.2in; margin-bottom: 0.04in"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><strong>Moses 1:11</strong> <em>But now mine own eyes have beheld God; but not my<br />
natural, but my spiritual eyes</em>, for my natural eyes could not<br />
have beheld; for I should have withered and died in his presence; but<br />
his glory was upon me; and I beheld his face, for I was transfigured<br />
before him. [italics added] </font><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/moses/1"><font style="font-size: 11pt" size="2"><small>[link]</small></font></a>
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